SHIT TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
have you ever looked at a piece of shit and gone, "oh shit, thats some scary shit man..!"
or laughed at some "funny shit"..?
and dont call me a crazy shit for talking about shit man..
shit is important!
shit is international.. it happens to everyone, and it happens everywhere!
plus its healthy to do it everyday..
so its okay to talk about shit, everyone totally understands it..
and everyone's definitely gone through some before.
shit is universal man!
this post goes out to some very special people who i think of when i think "shit"..
1. steph and jas - we conversed about shit every single day of our 6 week long travels through thailand and cambodia. jas and i even read a book that had the special appearance of constipation.
2. steph (yes, again) - we shat together in melbourne! we shared a shitty connection for a few days i would say. oh plus i love the way she is so comfortable with shoveling a hole, leaning on a tree with a book and just taking a relaxing shit. amazing shit! you gotta give her props for that!
3. fiona - she brought out this shit writing in me during an msn chat earlier.
4. belle - i can hear her saying "good shit!" in my head.. i can even see her expression as she says it.
5. uma - this girl didnt shit for an entire week because she was afraid of the toilet when she was in.. sri lanka was it? but hello..? an entire week!
6. my sister - she examines her shit. its as if she has to find out what's in there. enough said man.
sorry youre not up there liz, but i couldnt connect you to "shit".
i got "pee sai" instead. haha!
okay that was some good shit, i say!
or laughed at some "funny shit"..?
and dont call me a crazy shit for talking about shit man..
shit is important!
shit is international.. it happens to everyone, and it happens everywhere!
plus its healthy to do it everyday..
so its okay to talk about shit, everyone totally understands it..
and everyone's definitely gone through some before.
shit is universal man!
this post goes out to some very special people who i think of when i think "shit"..
1. steph and jas - we conversed about shit every single day of our 6 week long travels through thailand and cambodia. jas and i even read a book that had the special appearance of constipation.
2. steph (yes, again) - we shat together in melbourne! we shared a shitty connection for a few days i would say. oh plus i love the way she is so comfortable with shoveling a hole, leaning on a tree with a book and just taking a relaxing shit. amazing shit! you gotta give her props for that!
3. fiona - she brought out this shit writing in me during an msn chat earlier.
4. belle - i can hear her saying "good shit!" in my head.. i can even see her expression as she says it.
5. uma - this girl didnt shit for an entire week because she was afraid of the toilet when she was in.. sri lanka was it? but hello..? an entire week!
6. my sister - she examines her shit. its as if she has to find out what's in there. enough said man.
sorry youre not up there liz, but i couldnt connect you to "shit".
i got "pee sai" instead. haha!
okay that was some good shit, i say!
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